Yes, Beck, both of your limricks are funny, but I'll have to admit the vulgar one was the funnyist. I shoulda/coulda made this rhyme days ago but I couldn't stop reading the most excellent MARCH OF THE MICROBES by JOHN L INGRAHAM. Here's a poor but quick version:

No, microbes are not mean they are merely mechanical
A hodge-podge of lifethings we can't see, "microbes" is semantical
They make our wine they make our beer
They make our snow and atmosphere
Sure some'll kill us, but few are mean and fewer pathological. smile


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