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Young Sally seemed prudent and fickle
'Til a Jewish guy gave her a tickle.
Now, mind you, 'twas Sally
Said, "Don't dilly dally!
I'd like to try kosher dill pickle!"

"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous