Wow, FiberB., good idea. But I think, instead of a Ted horse, I'll just flog the Tedster. Oh, Ted-dee, dearest,
where are you-oo?[evil grin emoticon]

please exercise a shade more pity on our poor soles.

I'm sure he'll mullet (D)over soles(hi, Maxie), she said,
fishing for compliments.
Oh, I made a pun at last.