Welcome to you, satin, and never mind the post that followed yours, especially if you didn't read the thread
where a whole bunch of discussion went on about who the
2000th AWADtalk member would be. It turned out to be you!
Did you receive a prize? The beelzebub ref. was to a misunderstanding in that thread, not to yourself, Dear.

I've got two teens, and I know what you mean.