Since tsuwm is currently silent about the answers proffered, I'll proffer a new one to work on:

That I know of, he was never arrested for being a john, but did seem to enjoy poetry, as many will; iambic pentameter the most popular vehicle, (not a motorcar...), sonnet, haiku, cinquain or ode, I think he just liked to rhyme!

Whew! Pretty obvious, but I had fun making it.... :0)