Originally Posted By: Jackie
Quiet, this is all your fault!
smile I wish I could say I've actually heard the song with that "let the bar beware" line ("You Can't Teach a Woman How To Drink" - from the Happy Schnapps Combo "Behind Bars" CD). But I can at least offer the complete lyrics: http://my.execpc.com/~sjkrautk/album3lyrics.html

If you've ever heard the Dr. Demento show, you may remember the Schnapps for their song "No,I Don't Wanna Do Dat" - http://my.execpc.com/~sjkrautk/nowanna.wav - I must confess it's the only one of theirs I've ever heard, but it left me with the deep impression of genius under all the slosh.

http://my.execpc.com/~sjkrautk/sounds.html - Other Schnapps song samples.