Originally Posted By: BranShea
Originally Posted By: morphememedley
Life having plagued me with scoffers lately,
Try to feed your scoffers with baklava . They'll sweeten down and leave you in peace or/and they will come down with a debilitating tooth ache.(?)

I instantly mis-guessed baklava to be one of the flat breads of the world (does every culture have one or more?). Some of those pictured look formidable, so much so that I'd like to take them on about now.