Originally Posted By: twosleepy
Okay, I'm completely lost on only one UKism in there: "watch the gaff" Does gaff mean a kid? the house/apartment? a pet? Help!!!! :0)


gaff Noun. 1. Place of residence or work. E.g."My gaff is just around the corner." [1930s]
2. Place. E.g."It was all over the gaff but at least I had a week to clean it up."
[UK dictionary of slang, via OneLook]