Originally Posted By: morphememedley
Some might protest that I tortured protest or missed its meaning altogether. I was hinting at my having evidenced, by speaking of how distracting the web can be, the likelihood that I have firsthand experience of being distracted by–or, as a person assuming active responsibility would put it, distracting myself with–the web.

You should be a politician - by the time I got to the end of that sentence I'd forgotten what the beginning was!