The first premise, also known as the major premise, is usually kept in the top drawer behind the bar. The second premise, also know as the minor premise, isn't allowed in the bar, being too young, so you'll generally find it in the second drawer of the teacher's desk at the primary school. If it isn't there ask the teacher, she may have mislaid it or perhaps she has it at home for grading purposes. The conclusion is usually found in the major premise, so I'd check there first, and, while you're there have one on me. Just tell the barkeep to put it on my tab. Sometimes, though, it's in the minor premise and the teacher isn't so free with these things so you might have to do some sweet-talking, but I know that won't be a problem for you. Good hunting and good luck. Oh, and whatever you do, if it's in the minor premise don't beg. She'll just see it as a sign of weakness and all your sweet-talking won't do you a bit of good.

Last edited by Faldage; 04/28/08 01:46 AM.