This hairy hound thread started with a story I sent privately to Jackie. Now here's one she sent to me privately. It's not original, but it, awful enough to print:
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.Suddenly she sneezes and her
glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches
out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites
him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she
asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ...and stay
for breakfast the next morning. She cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings,
makes mad, passionate love to him, and prepares a sumptuous breakfast the
next morning.
The guy is amazed! Everything had been incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies.........
"You just happened to catch my eye."
