THE MORAL: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
When I was working at McLean Hospital, a very high priced laughing academy, there was a patient there who was a scion of one of the oldest blue-blooded clans. When the lady psychiatrist taking his history in a filled lecture hall asked him how many girls he had had intercourse with, he answered "About two thousand." She exclaimed "I meant different girls, not times!" He answered " I meant dfferent girls." He had a very expensive convertible, and would wait outside shoe factories as the girls came out, and offer them rides. He had no trouble finding girls who were "game" when they looked at the car, and his handsome face. But he never asked the same girl twice, and there were a lot of shoe factories back then. But his alcoholism prevented him from setting record Wilt Chamberlain could not beat. So you don't have to be hung like a horse if you've got a Mercedes.
