TEd, I think all of your submitters have voted but for ParkinT, but I'm going to go ahead with this because there's something rotten in the state of hogwashington.

so, puggle; choose one:
a) a crossbreed between a pug and a beagle
b) chiefly dialect : to clear out or stir up by poking
c) a baby Echidna or Platypus
d) all of the above
e) none of the above

hint: it's not e)