The ones my friends have provided are perfectly adequate.



Alas, I'm devastated

However, for what it's worth, which isn't much, "metathesis" must be a very abstruse word indeed, because not only isn't it in the msn thesaurus, but the word completely flummoxes its software. Here's what it returns:

No results found for "metathes..."

Tempting me to make another unkind remark about Bill Gates, but I won't do so here because protocol has ignominiously relegated that sort of thing to another Forum at the very bottom of the Index

dalehileman