Couldn't resist telling you all this story. During college I visited my roomie's home and met her family members of a strict sect of Dutch Reformed. Sunday morning the youngest child stayed after services for Sunday School and then walked home. Waiting at the door for her Little One, my friend's Mother was pleased to hear her young daughter singing "Onward Christian Soldiers" as she marched along ... that is until she belted out the words "with the cross-eyed Jesus going on before."
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