Wasn't it Marilyn Monroe who when asked what she wore in bed replied 'Chanel No. 5'?

One of my other favourites (I've got a vague recollection of it being attributed to Churchill and I suspect that I'm about to misquote horribly here, but hey! [insert shrugging emoticon])is:

Sir, you are drunk.
Yes madam, and you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober!