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we once had a porch cat.... Happily, Porsche ended up as the pampered pet in a one-cat, no-kids household.


We have 12 "porch cats." But with three porches, they are spread out somewhat. In any event, that is a little off topic.

We also have a "Yard Dog." Some people think a Yard Dog is a tractor. In Florida, a Yard Dog is an alligator. Much better at keeping visitors at bay than any Porch Dog.

By the way, cats are far too smart to go near an alligator.