Oh, and how could I forget Russel Crowe?

Easily, as it happens. He thinks of himself as an Australian, so there's no hope for him! No, seriously, he does. So therefore, ipso facto, he is!

And, thinking about it, weren't two of the three members of Crowded House Australian? Could have that one wrong, just thought I'd read it somewhere. Given that Neil Finn isn't, it shouldn't be hard to guess which ones are ...


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