Wasn't Sam's bird used to make the shuttlecocks?
This entire thread is (or was) terrific. I often, very often find myself in such a better mood after reading stuff on this board. I don't think any of you need any repentance at all. You all have saved my psyche many times, and I've learned some things too.
I've just got a chance to look in here for the first time today, so forgive me for the following (among other things). Sometimes I've pent up emotions.