hmmm I dont know what to think of this.. found this in my gf's spam folder after she had me look something up for her. We've been dating for 3 years now and shes preggers so we are gonna get married here soon. Anyway, enough background, let me post the emails here maybe one of you can figure out what they are suppose to say.. heres the first one

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