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OP And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house, "Hey! What gives you
"To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in"
"If God was here he'd tell you to your face, Man , you're some kinda sinner"
Signs~Five Man Electrical Band
Entire Thread Subject Posted By Posted Song and Dance consuelo 01/21/06 11:21 AM Re: Song and Dance consuelo 01/21/06 11:33 AM Re: Song and Dance maygodbwidu 01/21/06 05:02 PM Re: Song and Dance Buffalo Shrdlu 01/21/06 05:28 PM Re: Song and Dance musick 01/21/06 08:36 PM Re: Song and Dance inselpeter 01/21/06 10:22 PM Re: Song and Dance maverick 01/21/06 11:42 PM Re: Song and Dance Father Steve 01/22/06 12:31 AM Mercury to Mercury to What? themilum 01/22/06 12:32 AM Re: Mercury to Mercury to What? Father Steve 01/22/06 12:41 AM Houston, we have fusion. Father Steve 01/22/06 01:03 AM Re: fusion of folk and rock maverick 01/22/06 01:16 AM Re: fusion of folk and rock belMarduk 01/22/06 01:22 AM Bonnie, indeed Father Steve 01/22/06 01:36 AM Re: fusion of folk and rock Buffalo Shrdlu 01/22/06 01:38 AM Re: fusion of folk and rock Father Steve 01/22/06 02:23 AM Re: fusion of folk and rock belMarduk 01/22/06 02:34 AM Re: fusion of folk and rock Father Steve 01/22/06 04:49 AM Scarecrow consuelo 01/22/06 12:26 PM Re: Scarecrow Buffalo Shrdlu 01/22/06 03:28 PM Re: Dawg gone Elizabeth Creith 01/22/06 07:53 PM Re: Dawg gone bleu consuelo 01/22/06 11:01 PM Re: google failed me Buffalo Shrdlu 01/22/06 11:44 PM "google failed me" or did you fail google? themilum 01/23/06 01:05 AM Re: google failed me maverick 01/23/06 01:10 AM Re: google failed me inselpeter 01/23/06 02:49 AM So you want Forever? consuelo 01/23/06 11:19 AM Re: slow down maverick 01/23/06 12:59 PM groovy Owlbow 01/23/06 04:28 PM I kiss your lips dxb 01/23/06 05:08 PM Take me to paradise consuelo 01/23/06 10:02 PM Take me to paradise themilum 01/23/06 11:30 PM Re: Take me to paradise Buffalo Shrdlu 01/23/06 11:42 PM Goes better with Milo's consuelo 01/24/06 01:01 AM Re: Goes better with Milo's belMarduk 01/24/06 01:19 AM Re: Goes better with Milo's Buffalo Shrdlu 01/24/06 01:26 AM Milo's sing-along themilum 01/24/06 02:25 AM 50 thou' a year...buys a lot of beer consuelo 01/24/06 02:43 AM Re: 50 thou' a year...buys a lot of beer themilum 01/24/06 03:13 AM Try this again consuelo 01/24/06 04:04 AM Re: piano man dices it maverick 01/24/06 07:45 AM Re: piano man dices it Buffalo Shrdlu 01/24/06 09:58 AM The job thang Elizabeth Creith 01/24/06 07:14 PM blue eyed thang Owlbow 01/24/06 07:24 PM Uncharted waters consuelo 01/24/06 11:33 PM Re: Uncharted waters Buffalo Shrdlu 01/24/06 11:39 PM Re: Uncharted waters to John Henry themilum 01/25/06 07:03 AM Re: Uncharted waters to John Henry belMarduk 01/30/06 12:55 AM Re: Hills to Hendrix maverick 01/30/06 09:19 AM Hendrix to the Children of the Sun consuelo 01/30/06 10:43 AM Re:Children to grownups Elizabeth Creith 01/30/06 01:16 PM Re: Grownups with Children Owlbow 01/30/06 02:03 PM Re: Grownups with balloons of war maverick 01/30/06 03:09 PM We interrupt this programme... Elizabeth Creith 01/30/06 04:58 PM Re: We interrupt this programme... belMarduk 01/30/06 06:47 PM Re: We interrupt this programme... Buffalo Shrdlu 01/30/06 06:56 PM Re: small towns maverick 01/30/06 10:04 PM Pure Imagination musick 01/30/06 10:11 PM Re: Pure Imagination belMarduk 01/31/06 12:07 AM Re: Pure Imagination Buffalo Shrdlu 01/31/06 12:15 AM Re: Pure Imagination belMarduk 01/31/06 12:21 AM Re: Pure Imagination Buffalo Shrdlu 01/31/06 12:48 AM Re: Pure Imagination belMarduk 01/31/06 01:15 AM Re: Pure Imagination themilum 01/31/06 01:57 AM Re: Pure Imagination Buffalo Shrdlu 01/31/06 09:59 AM Walkin' down the street, everywhere a sign consuelo 01/31/06 01:45 PM Re: parking sign maverick 01/31/06 02:42 PM Re:off the road Elizabeth Creith 01/31/06 04:20 PM wife or beer, you choose Owlbow 02/01/06 12:01 PM From"I love you" to "Kick her in the Coriolanus" themilum 02/01/06 10:20 PM Willy the Shake consuelo 02/03/06 11:29 AM Re: Shake the booty maverick 02/03/06 11:47 AM Booty to Beep themilum 02/04/06 11:12 AM Mashing gears consuelo 02/04/06 12:49 PM Re: Mashing gears Buffalo Shrdlu 02/04/06 01:04 PM Re: some girls will do anything for happiness maverick 02/04/06 02:27 PM Re: some girls will do anything for happiness Buffalo Shrdlu 02/04/06 02:32 PM Re: positively maverick 02/04/06 03:47 PM At last... someone mentions "breakfast..." themilum 02/04/06 10:03 PM Breakfast in the Nighthawk Diner consuelo 02/05/06 12:02 PM Re: Breakfast in the Nighthawk Diner Buffalo Shrdlu 02/05/06 12:12 PM Hit me with your best shot consuelo 02/05/06 12:50 PM Re: Hit me with your best shot Buffalo Shrdlu 02/05/06 05:04 PM Re: Deadhead maverick 02/05/06 07:46 PM The Deads plagiarize Janis Joplin... themilum 02/06/06 03:07 AM Re: Beatling along maverick 02/06/06 10:46 AM Arlo's Alice consuelo 02/08/06 12:22 AM Arlo to Mucky Pup themilum 02/09/06 02:04 AM Re: Arlo to Mucky Pup jmh 02/09/06 11:24 PM Re: Arlo to Mucky Pup sjmaxq 02/09/06 11:46 PM Re: Arlo to Mucky Pup jmh 02/10/06 12:18 AM Re: so where didja Jo to, my lovely? maverick 02/10/06 12:30 AM Re: so where didja Jo to, my lovely? Buffalo Shrdlu 02/10/06 01:56 AM Welcome back, Jo! Jackie 02/10/06 02:14 AM Re: Homeward bound, Jo! maverick 02/10/06 02:26 AM Re: Homeward bound, Jo! jmh 02/10/06 07:04 AM More Love consuelo 02/10/06 11:34 AM time to get away Owlbow 02/10/06 02:05 PM Re: time to get away Buffalo Shrdlu 02/10/06 02:15 PM Re: fusion of folk and rock inselpeter 01/22/06 02:56 AM
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