But, but, but, it's such a great word, and it's so catholic - everybody's an infidel to somebody! Or would you rather I open a diner and call it the "Allahu Snackbar"?

No, it ain't! Just about anybody who was over the age of
five in the 1960's U.S. will tell you that that's entirely too close to Fidel, the dreaded Hydra of nearby Cuba.

And, uh, Allah who?