TEd is known for making puns, but often with finesse
Now some say puns are bad -- on language they're a curse
Faced with three buns, TEd said to all "Now that is some largesse!"
I laughed out loud, and hereby praise TEd's wit in doggerel verse
And yet this sesquiderriere -- it leaves a thinker troubled
For though there is but one more cheek, the worst is surely doubled