Well, Logwood, I spend 24 hours a week bookkeeping for a trendy restaurant in the Caribbean. Unfortunately, that doesn't quite cover my bills as my boss hates for anyone to actually make any money but him
I also make and sell tamales to a restaurant and private customers. In my several incarnations in this life, I have babysat, washed dishes, waited tables, sold Avon, made and sold baked goods from my home, cleaned motel rooms, sold photo packages by phone, answered the phone at an auto glass replacement shop, assisted my ex-husband doctor in our clinic in Mexico (birthing babies, intermuscular injections, taking blood pressure, etc), sold Christmas trees, sold sweet cherries in a roadside stand, packaged and distributed sweet cherries to grocery stores, stuffed instruction sheets in plastic bags at home for a penny a piece, assembled Kwickie Kwivers, worked in an automotive parts factory (yuck!), managed a snack bar in a ski lodge, worked as a translator in a migrant health clinic, tutored migrant children, and held various positions with a nationwide drug store chain over several years. I probably left a few things out, I've listed much more here than in my resume, but aren't you glad you asked?
And in case you are wondering, I am a college graduate.
