If the "gh" is pronounced as an "f", it could be A Festival of Regurgitation .

But since that definition has not been offered by our illustrious board I'm going to vote for insel's Celtic Lawyer because he deserves a vote for "honest-effort Johnny-come-lately".

I, on the other hand, missed the zipspeed entry window, so I opting for "someone seen entering a popular bar/pub for the first time."..that's my def, and I'm sticking to it.