read and shred:

It's early in the snowy Minneapolis morning. Huddled in a snowbank, I train my sights on the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices, where apparently tsuwm -- or someone impersonating him! - is acting out MPD before a befuddled staff, who are attempting to apply Victorian technology to determine if worthless words are indeed a precursor to Tourette's.
Send back-up:

http://www.mtn.org/~quack/

(tell me, is that man on the left tsuwm or is he not??)