i stumbled across a web site--"Overheard" which specializes in posting snatches of overheard conversation.

this one caught my eye.

Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in beeyotch."
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
--1 train

Overheard by: Manhattman


find more at:
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/