>And how do you type while wearing a straitjacket?
It's just a jacket, not an overcoat!!

TED!!! I suppose the saying from Jo's contest list would be appropriate here (the one I can't say, that is).

But I still say, you're entitled to boast all you want--
thong ended but malady lingered on! Oh, ha, ha!

And--flannels are long underwear: one-piece. Though
certain slacks are called that, also.
Bel--you're too young to have worn bobby-socks!
shanks--dungarees are what blue jeans used to be called.
Bob--I love your squirmin' German!
nemo--not to worry about a lack of "boulders", my dear.
The true you will be known and loved, no matter the
packaging.