Well, following my nose from that initial link I came across some of Dot Parker's most famous quips. Here are a few for your delectation ...

- You can lead a horticulture, but you cannot make her think. (When challenged to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence.) This was was for TEd Remington!

- The two most precious words in the English language are "Check enclosed."

- I've been too fucking busy, and vice versa.