The nautch comes in many forms and mainly attacks its human prey through artistic endeavors. It is that person who sings with all sincerity of heart yet makes your ears bleed with dissonance. It is the goregeous cousin you dance with at a wedding but who repeatedly crushes your toes in the process. It will also seize the opportunity to attack your neighbor when you lend them a tool or appliance... the object will be returned damaged as a result. It is suspected that John Tesh has *morphed into a nautch.

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