The quonk can be found haunting Scottish Links courses. Shorter than a Links bunker is deep, the quonk lurks inside a bunker and steps on any ball which happens his way, plugging said ball and making a difficult shot nigh on to impossible; he then scampers into the rough.

As the frustrated duffer hacks away, trying to excavate his ball, the quonk hides nearby guffawing audibly.

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