There's a particularly uncomfortable rung of Purgatory reserved for guys like you, TEd.

Ooo, ooo, can we watch, please? From a suitable height, of course. Harps optional.

Actually, Mav, Eric Bogle was one of those enigmas wrapped up in a riddle. He was actually Scottish. We saw him in concert at some point (or at least I did). My wife loves his music and has several tapes of his stuff.