todays metro section of the NYTimes has a item about eating (or not eating) babies.

a couple (with an infant in tow) couldn't help but overhear a converstion at another table about eating babies (in this case the baby in question was calf--and they decided they don't eat babies--(no veal for dinner) but they ordered lamb (baby loin lamb chops no doubt, but not stated)

(swift didn't provide recipes did he? just suggestions for stews, or roasts..)