While I'm busy kissing a duck, Milo, I'm pointing out that you widened the screen again with your link to Alanis Morisette. As has been pointed out before and elsewhere, you can use this:

http://tinyurl.com

or this:

http://snipurl.com/

to shorten your link.

Having to scroll back and forth on wide screens tires old eyes. As a young'un, you wouldn't know about that but please respect your elders. Thank you.