I am disappointed. You Canucks have become brainwashed by your socialistic government. You should be sending me Hallmark Cards daily with a five dollar bill enclosed and with a thank you note attached that reads...

Because of you we are not the Canadian Republic of Germany.
Because of you we are not the Canadian Republic of Russia.
And we hope
Because of you we won't become the Canadian Republic of Communist China.
Or any other gun toting despotic country that wants our trees.

Yes you people must be real cheapos,
because I've yet to receive a card.