You could, of course, be optimistic and call it "Pharlap" (if a galloper) or "Cardigan Bay" (if a trotter or pacer). But then it would need to have been born in New Zealand, wouldn't it?

An Australian friend called his horse (not a race horse, just a hack) "Digeridoo" because it was always passing wind ... he would probably have called it Jetstream for the same reasons if it was a racer!



The idiot also known as Capfka ...