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"It would be the mind of God.”
It would be omniscient, omnipotent. In the beginning, there would be Google, the mind of God. Google would move God to move his/her/its spirit upon the waters, and Google would see that it would be good. And the morning and the evening would be the –
No, wait a minute! To say “It would be the mind of God” is just another example of hyperbole, eh? Yeah, that’s right. God’s mind really won’t be out of a job, will it? No. It is just another over-dramatization, isn’t it. Yeah, a Dixie cup full of warm ovine pabulum. Yeah, that’s it.
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