People should keep their pretensions to themselves.

Huh? Did somebody call me? I was dead asleep and I swear I thought I heard somebody call my name.
Oh yeah...now I see. You people are talking about people who are pretentious.
Yeah, I think we tried that once on Awad. Everyone agreed to stop being pretentious
and so I was the only one who posted here for three days.

Me? My only pretention is my overuse of the word pretentious.
But if like me you realize the folly of being pretentious then being pretentious can be fun.

Sorry Milly, that is all I know about being pretentious.

But hey, I know a lot about being a screwball.
And I hope some screwball starts a thread.