Aw shoot, Plutarch, sure I forgive you. For one thing you seem to share my common sense approch to judging.

Hey, I just had a great idea! Let's go all out!
Let's buy only the best of wines as our poetry prizes.
Money is no object. But that's not the good part.

What we'll do is name each bottle of wine in honor of one of the the ladies of this board. In other words the prize for the best poem without cheating might be called the "Jackie". Get it? Sorta like the Oscars but instead of a trophy our prize would be an expensive bottle of vintage wine.

Good idea huh? What do you think?