Let's raise a toast to great thinkers
Fields and Gleason and other famed drinkers.
Omar was one
Who was never outdone
And his Rubaiyat is the proof of his clinkers.

What without asking, hither hurried whence?
And without asking, wither hurried hence?
Another and another cup to drown
The memory of this impertinence.

BTW "clinkers" is a good word because you can have your way with it according to your druthers:

From A-H online:

Slang.

Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.

Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=clinker