Look at me, look at me, look at me!
I’m always mistreated, you’ll see
I whine and pout,
Stamp my feet, act out
And repeated shout, look at me.

Ignored: not feted or praised
My virtuousity should leave them dazed
Incredible, quick
Witty and slick.
How come the carpel’s aren’t phased?

Blue ribbons are mine to command
I should be lauded ” best in the land”
So where is the toast?
I deserve it, I boast
A ribbon, a parade and a band!