My face it is covered with egg
A pardon I must humble beg
Not one error, but TWO
What’s a gal to do?
When rightfuly taken down a peg?

It's in the kitchen you'll me spy
with Flour, and lard and *Spry
a filling to make
innerards to bake
Dinner tonigh? First course, humble pie!

Spry is a brand of vegetabel shorting, like crisco