Two gentlemen wrote jolly limericks
From dusk on to dawn. Both were quite slick
With the right count and rhyme
That their sharp minds could find.
They cheered and they drank till straight-out sick.


*Note: 'rhyme' and 'find' aren't rhymes, but an instance of assonance, in which the vowel sounds are the same...an off-rhyme that I hope won't be too offensive here. Also, as indicated in tsuwm's link, I took the cue to use 'limerick,' technically three syllables, knowing that the astute readers of limericks here would allow 'lim-rick' to sound in their colossal brains. And what indulgences would be complete without that friendly line picker-upper, the anacrusis. Also, the last line twists my tongue.