Now that, Plutarch, is funny.

And I didn't even stick a smiley on the end of it, themilum. I was hoping it might go over the peloton.

Looks like you've up-ended me again.

Goes to prove what Dgeigh said. There's no "crumble zone" in a peloton.

Needless to say, if you have to crash in a peloton, you're a lot better off with someone like Glenna in the lead. [Some in the rear might even be forgiven if they forget to brake.]