>Hey - I used to program Univac 418s, using a peculiar assembler language called "ART" - is you that we have to blame for all of the grief the machines gave us?

nope, I worked on 1108s (the 418s were just across the aisle); there were probably never more than ten processors, in various states of assembly, on the test floor at any one time (and fewer 418s). I don't remember the 1108 assembler having any particular name other than "1108 assembler".