In addition, you are a very cool cucumber

"Can't you just picture the British soldiers in 1845 Afghanistan taking time out for tea at three o'clock while being attacked by hordes of unpleasant fellows with long swords and rifles? Talk about cool, 'Pass the scones please, old chap?'"

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You would be as formidable a figure in the courtroom as you are in the classroom, Wordwind.