You know what my problem is, Wordwind? My problen is that I think that Marilyn Vos Savant, the smartest woman in the world, is not as smart as the smartest man in Blount County.

Whew! This puzzle was hard work and turned out not-so-hot but at least I trumped, that woman, Marilyn Vos Savant, in spades by adding an acrostic bent.

Whew! It weren't worth it...none of my friends were impressed and now I'm kinda ashamed of my clumsy rhyme.

Oh it is anyway...

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Met A Rake I Liked Yesterday-
-No Virtue, Oozed Sin;
Slimy xxx-i-nine Volupteer,
xxxhole!- Nummerato Ten.

Yeah, I know my rhyme lacks meter, but hey, I took the letters MARILYN VOS SAVANT to sixteen places, that's good isn't it?