My sympathies, emanuela, but don't let Aenigma [Aeolus] get to you. I'm sure this advice would be supported by my good friends tub, fishpond, bingo, wrangle, Capital Klan and awad(!).

Aside to jmh: Yours works well, Jo!

Here's a challenge. Let's turn our spell-checker into a feature rather than an object of derision.

Come up with a posting that makes sense as written but also as corrected by Aenigma. Marks for frequency of spelling substitution as well as pithy one-liners with cleverly-corrected keywords. Extra marks for humour. (Not a very precise definition of the rules, I know, but you would have stretched them anyway!)