Apologies if you've seen this. Not only fun and therefore eligible for inclusion in this forum - but, IMHO, also well written.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343

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Post Edit: Want More? The website is now up (http://www.weddingdressguy.com ). Lots of links to follow and, at the StarFM site, even audio of an interview. Looks like he will get his wish of a writing gig somewhere - and more no doubt!