At the risk of reanimating the multiheaded beast

The list would not be complete without Tang, Consuelo.

Thank you for providing an occasion for me to "reanimate".

It does get tiresome "playing with myself" [as you put it].

But Tang is only a drone.

A drone is alone amongst all those other beasts in being polite despite all provocations.

I do hope he will not be incited to call back his playmates for comic relief or gnatural justice.